Gentlemen, and of course ladies, I hope you have all enjoyed a wonderful weekend like myself.

I am, as some lucky few are aware. a very relaxed, easy going, fun fearless female; ok, perhaps my dentist would argue the fun fearless part, and it is very hard to get me to the point of extreme anger followed by rudeness and sarcasm, but yes, believe me, it does happen on those rare occasions. So, I have decided to write my little rule book and hopefully there are those amongst you that will take the time and trouble to read the following, (after all, I can but live in hope), and it may just alleviate some of those time wasted phone calls and curt responses from yours truly.

a)      Question # 1 - Can I Have More Details?

I have spent a great deal of time and energy writing my web site and it includes, apart from the somewhat more complex liaison, everything you need to know. I even try to give more information in my blogs on a weekly basis but still I receive phone calls asking me for more details!

What do you want to know? My National Insurance number?

How many times I went to the girls’ room?

Did I shave that morning?

Gentlemen, surely you have to understand that there is nothing more frustrating than you ignoring my web site and all the content!

b)     Question # 2 - How Much?

If you have to ask, then I’m afraid that I am really out of your budget and make no apologies for being exclusive and if you had taken the time and trouble to read my web site then you would have saved yourself the embarrassment of asking, or the cost of the call. Having checked out the local Harrods web site, I don’t ring them and ask how much when the price is clearly listed!

c)      Question # 3 - Can I See You In Half An Hour? An Hour? Two Hours?

What part of pre-booking do you not understand?

Pre is a prefix meaning before.

I have a normal existence, which means I do NOT sit staring at the phone waiting for your call in desperation, and therefore indulge in everyday normal complexities and it is impossible for me to see ANY Gentleman without being given prior notice. This, believe it or not, means I require at least 24 hours notice and for any Gentleman that bothers to take the time and trouble to read my web site, then you will understand and appreciate why I state, Pre-Booking!

d)     Question # 4 – Why Don’t You Answer Me When I Call At 4am?

If you really expect me to answer this one then you are either spaced out, drunk or one gene short of a chromosome. Sorry, it just will not happen and although you may consider the back-end of a bus an attractive proposition at that time of the morning, I prefer to look my best and would prefer to remember our liaison than it be blurred into a hangover or become yet another one of your statistics that you are unable to remember, let alone put a face to or name to!

e)      Question # 5 – Why Telephone Without Saying A Word?

This is rather sad and you are just wasting your time, energy and money. If you need to masturbate to a ‘voice’ then you are far better off ringing a sex line that caters for such endeavours and ensures your needs are taken care of. Choking The Chicken or enjoying a Five Knuckle Shuffle at my expense will only cause your Chicken to be directed to the nearest RSPB or your knuckles to endure cramp with you having to take Crampex tablets for relief. Gentlemen, please do not bother

f)       Question # 6 – Are Your Picture Real?

Yes they are 100% me, real and yes, I still have short hair. So far, I have never had any complaints and most make the comment that ‘this old bat’ looks far better in person! I understand you may have been ‘let down’ by others from their pictures to having met them in person. However, I will never tarnish my reputation by indulging in such fraudulent behaviour. If you really want to see for yourself and are unable to believe your eyes, then why keep yourself in so much suspense?

Gentlemen, I am sure my Rule Book will grow over the months and I will up-date my blog as often as required to answer some of the questions that are clearly defined in my web site. I make no apologies for my photographs and understand why many just reach for the phone having viewed my gallery, but please, please, please, before you do start dialling  07745 813 628 , do take the time to read all the information I have included in my website as it will alleviate many wasted questions and, heavy breathers!

The One and Only

Electra Blue

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You would not believe what happened - it was like a scene from a French farce!

Decided to have an early Guy Fawkes Bonfire party and everything was going to plan. The wine flowed, the Jacket potatoes were busy being cooked on the open fire, Guy Fawkes was well and truly alight and fireworks were being let off at an alarming rate - So much fun, laughter and frivolity.

Then it happened – out of the blue - without warning - how could it happen - why would it happen - why did it happen to me after the week I’ve had - just my luck or should I say just my S__T - I digress - you know the feeling - everything’s going to plan - then someone - an idiot - a friend - a neighbour - a lover - a husband - a BF - a lover - sorry I digress - so what is wrong with people - why do they have to interfere - poke their nose in - think they know better - always the know it all - the geek - the complete moron - the intellectually challenged - the one who’s loaf of bread is always one short of a sandwich - I digress - I bet you have one in your group - always thinks they know best - offering help - advice - time - motion - never there when you really need them - I digress…………….. Where the hell was I……….?

Oh yes, a fun and frivolous Bonfire Night - when the POTY (Pratt Of The Year) decides that it would be fun to place a firework in the middle of the Jacket Potatoes - Guess What - Instant bloody mashed potatoes - that’s what - and it didn’t end there! Baked beans were seen hurtling in all directions and exploding on impact with everything and everybody they came into contact with. Due to the explosions of BBB (Bloody Baked Beans) someone decided it would be a good idea to call the Police & Fire Brigade………….. Sirens at full throttle….

So here I am - or should I say there I was - my face looking like I could explode a firework at 100 paces and end up being interviewed by the police as to why I would, should or even could, start to throw highly dangerous exploding baked beans and mashed potatoes at the rest of the neighbourhood!

Not only that but the most gorgeous, rugged, hunky and seriously chunky looking Fireman was last seen removing the remains of mashed potato and beans from various windows and doors - let alone a few damaged greenhouse windows for which I will never be forgiven……

I wouldn’t mind but how come after the week I’ve had should I be held responsible for having discovered that Jacket Potatoes can become Mashed without adding milk and butter and Baked Beans can become Tomato Ketchup by imploding on themselves - last damn firework party I ever have - that’s for sure - but at least I got the Fireman’s number!

Hope your Firework Party went somewhat better than mine!!

Tha one and Only and very embarrassed

Electra Blue

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LOL this is all directed to me, myself and I, and nobody else…

Last week I was heading to London to meet someone at my in-call place and arrived almost at the Tate museum when I realised in shock and horror that I had left my key at home – duh - and that it would have taken me far too long to go back and pick them up.

In a state of serious distress I tried to call Miss Sugar to see if she could lend me her keys…….but, more shock and horror as her plans had changed and she wasn’t in the area….

So, after slapping my face more than a few times and using all the expletives my brain could muster, in more than one language, I had to phone the poor gentleman and explain my dilemma, after which I headed back home, miserable and depressed. Do you know how many versions there are of the name idiot – let me tell you, I used every single one and some even twice!

Moral of the story ???

Keep multiple key copies everywhere you can think off as one day it will pay off!!!

As for me, I am now taking multivitamins and minerals that are supposed to help prevent dementia – especially as I have just celebrated a birthday recently.

Now ……what is my name again? Damn and blast it???

The One and Only

Electra Blue

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After the recent success, and exposure, of the simple fact that Mrs Beckham has copied my hair style, the world went completely nuts and started a fan club!

***NEWS FLASH – NEWS FLASH – NEWS FLASH ***

Hot off the press, and remember you heard it here first, is a sneak preview of the new and exciting clothing collection entitled Electra Couture 2009. The first of which is a modern and chic T-Shirt shown here .

Outlets interested in being the first to stock this hot fashion item is Harrods, Selfridges and of course, good old Harvey Nics.

Stock availability?…..For me to know and for you to find out!

RRP - A snip at £49.99

Joking apart, the lovely Dollymopp sent me this picture and I couldn’t resist using it!!!

Now I am off to the gym working out in my new T-shirt….Hhhmmmm, bikini body – here we come!.

The One and Only

Electra Blue

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Ok, let me explain this!!!

I have been having my hair short for….well… let me see…. 4years…. No wait…. Longer….ok, officially I have lost count!!!

But now my hair cut is cool, why you all asking??? Did you see Victoria Beckham latest haircut???

Victoria has had her cut alla Electra Blue …ohh yes, Moi, little ol’ me has been copied by a celebrity…

I’ve always thought short hair is very sexy, but then I would say that wouldn’t I, but when you are sporting such a different style to the norm, you definitely stand out. To the best of my knowledge, although I have been known to be wrong once or twice, there isn’t any courtesan in London or Internationally that has quite the same hair cut, but how many ladies with long hair look pretty much the same, (and… no I am not bitching as I do love long hair on other ladies, I just find it a pain!)

Imagine packing for the week end, hair dryer, and hair straighteners, curling tongs, products, non fizz oil! Before you know it, you’ve exceeded your baggage allowance and paying a nifty excess fee at the airport!!!

You don’t have to have long and flowing locks to be feminine and sexy; you just have to be comfortable with yourself!!!

I have been discussing with a another fellow high class courtesan about how different my hair looks and how much she loves it and wishes the style suited her also. Although I do believe she would look fabulous going completely bald, I do understand the fears of such a radical approach!

All girls across the world are brought up with the notion that long hair is the sign of ultimate femininity. Some women even ask me if I am a lesbian… which is followed with a quick reply by me. Ohh no my dear, I swing both ways!!!! LOL (ohh but I do !!)

So, this is to every woman out there - if you fancy your hair cut short, just do it…. In the worse case scenario the hair will grow back or I can recommend an excellent hairdresser that specialises in real hair extensions.

Finally, Gentlemen, we are in 21^st century and it is so old fashion believing that only long hair is feminine …. There are other things like her figure, how she moves and the way she purrs…. You should get used to it… short is the new long!!!

A big thank you from EB to VB – you go girl.

Lots of Love and Kisses

The One and Only

Electra Blue

Gentlemen,

What can I say, it is almost a month since I have written to you all – Shame on me!

No, I am not dead – No, I am not retired and no I didn’t forget you, I just need a 48hour day to complete my task list - no, I am not kidding, I have got one for real!!

I have starting training for the London Marathon that I will run for charity. My personal trainer is fierce and unsympathetic even if the night before I had virtually no sleep, he just tells me that I should know better - whatever that means….LOL.

It is hard work. I don’t smoke and hardly ever drink. My diet could be a great deal better, or so he says, but I really don’t understand what he means as I don’t stuff my face with fast food all day long - only on very rare occasions and when I’m feeling wicked – when only junk food can improve my mood – you ladies know exactly what I mean - so I am trying to eat healthily – well, ok, almost rabbit healthy.

My wonderful Toy Poodle, Becky, goes into hiding every time I change into my running gear – come on people - you don’t think I am going to suffer alone do you?? Seriously, she may only be little but she can hold her own against any whippet, greyhound or rabbit, and, she is my back up plan. If I’m not ready for the off, then I can always send my white fluffy poodle instead – all she needs are a few choc drops to get her from one lamppost to another - LOL

With all this training my stamina has improved and my appetite growing as each day passes so, all of you gentlemen thinking of booking a dinner date with me – and you know who you are - you have been warned – a Caesar Salad just doesn’t cut it any more!!!

Alright, I promise I will write soon….. Now where is my other running shoe………….Becky?????

The One and Only

Electra Blue

I have been a London and International Courtesan for a while now and although along the way I have met some very nice gentlemen friends of which our friendship has cultivated and grown, there is now a new breed; I think I will call them “Bargain Hunters” and it is becoming somewhat of an inconvenience not only for me but I would hazard a guess, for all of us!!

The “Bargain Hunters” always try to be nice and want to become your friend, shower you with compliments and ask you to be “nice with them”, as they are becoming regulars etc etc…

There are also those that call you for the first time and try to barter for a fee reduction which I used to get annoyed, but now I just laugh and wonder if these ‘gentlemen’, and I use that term loosely, try the same with their accountant, dentist, solicitor or perhaps they barter with the restaurant owner or maitre d’, or is it only a treatment reserved specifically for us?

I wouldn’t mind but I don’t ever seem to recall holding End of Line, Summer Special or Boxing Day Sales - neither do I offer Special Discounts with flashing banners in garish colours promoting such on my website - lol.

Perhaps when these “Bargain Hunters” start with their obligatory bartering I should just retort by agreeing but with the proviso, “You can look, but no touching”……. I wonder if they would agree to that?

We have a fee page for a reason and should any of us choose to reduce prices then surely it is on these pages where clients can go to find such information. However, I very much doubt that many ladies will advertise their previous fees with a cross through them and “NOW ONLY”, written beside their new fee!!

Why do so many gentlemen ask the question, “How much?” when I have taken the time and trouble, as do all of us, to include a page dedicated to answer their question. Are our websites that boring or do they think we might have made a mistake, or can they not read? Perhaps my next website should be done in picture book mode!

These ‘gentlemen’ are the same people that will go onto different web sites and say there aren’t any exceptional companions any longer. Perhaps they should have a different perspective and understand that there are exceptional companions out there, but as with all things in life, you get what you pay for. Exceptional and exclusive companions will limit their weekly bookings to ensure the experience is a memorable one rather than just another client!

I offer very upscale, exceptional and exclusive companionship and the gentlemen that have had the pleasure to meet me are always very complimentary in their remarks as to how immaculately presented and poised I am, always upbeat and Fun, with a capital ‘F’ of course, to be with.

Therefore, my fees represent all the time, money and effort I spend in ensuring each and every client I meet is treated not only to a visual and memorable delight but one to excite each and every one of the senses during our time together.

I guess the moral of this blog is that there is of course a time and place for everything and the “Bargain Hunters” should ply their demands, offers and suggestions to the right place at the right time – i.e. Bazaars, Car Boots, Auctions etc, etc and show some respect rather than insults to all of us.

Toddling off to the hairdresser ….(and not jokes please!!)

The One and Only

Electra Blue

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Gentlemen,

The sun has been scorching our skies for the past 10 days and the whole nation seems to have found the ‘happy pill’ and everyone is walking around with a smile on their face! Do you know something I don’t or have you all been studying my new pictures? Hmmmm, I wonder…..

The only problem with all this heat and sunshine is It makes it so hard to go to the gym and train, go for a run or work up a glow, (horses sweat, men perspire but women glow), or had you forgotten?

To be honest, this London and International courtesan has been slacking just a tad but nothing to worry about. You have to give me a break as playing a couple of sets of squash and still trying to look as though I have just walked out from a cover-girl shoot is really asking rather a lot – especially if you’ve ever seen a wet paper bag - anyone for Subbuteo or a go on an X-box

Tonight however I am going to play squash no matter what and guess what – I have my very own designer paper bag – it’s waterproof, sweat proof, perspiration proof and, resists mascara – don’t you just love the advances of modern science! However, should any one of you gentlemen prefer to invite me to the Ice Bar or spend some time in a fully air conditioned establishment burning some calories and working up a glow in a more ‘fun way’, then all you have to do is ask!

all this exercise increases my stamina, my breathing technique heart beat, pulse and ensures I can keep up with you all ;-). Of course, it also ensures that my body fat is kept to a minimum, my curves are kept in check but can someone please develop a sports bra for the more endowed women – Sunglasses are stylish but not when you have to keep covering up the bruises!!!>

Now where did I put that armour plated sports bra?

The One and Only

Electra Blue

Gentlemen, I trust that all of you are well, and enjoying the sunshine that has finally decided to make an appearance even on our shores.

I have fantastic news for all of you that have begged me since the one and only made an appearance on the courtesan world to get an in call facility. Boy, have I resisted and I gave it a lot of thought, but in the end you, gentlemen, have won.

I now share a wonderful place in Central London with one of the finest Courtesans Honesto that I have had the pleasure to meet, socialise and trust like I would with a sister, namely Miss Eva Sugar.

As a high class Independent Escort, I want my “friends” to enjoy our time together and sometimes this has been stressful as I didn’t have a facility to entertain. In all fairness it has taken a while, but I wanted to find the right place for me and you to feel comfortable and now I am satisfied. It is private, with plenty of parking.

Please do note that I still operate on pre-booked appointments only.

I look forward to hearing from you soon…

The One and Only

Electra Blue

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Gentlemen,

I know you all miss my witty entries on my blog, and although I am always promising to you all that I will be more frequent and failing miserably, I have decided to just do it, and believe me you will be mesmerised by the end of the summer of how frequent I am blogging!!!

At the end of June, I had the privilege to accompany a gentleman to Istanbul, The views were breathtaking, and the culture was simply enchanting, the company outstanding, the weather was indeed sunny and hot, and definitely a far cry from the British summer we are all experiencing here.

I had a deliciously wonderful time, visiting many cultural spots that made Istanbul a truly remarkable place to visit, so thank you very much JM for taking me, and I hope we shall see each other soon.

Becky my gorgeous white toy poodle, got attacked by another canine while I was away. She was in very capable hands but these things can’t be helped and caused me a couple of hours of distress while she was having surgery. She is well and on the way of full recovery, although a little shaken, and insecure, when out walking.

I then had to go for a brief visit in Italy where a member of my family has been ill since last year. I always enjoy it as it is always nice be able to stay with all your family for a while. The weather was gorgeous and I did develop a nice tan, but I am now back in the UK and getting paler by the second and becoming depressed by the lack of sun - lol!!!!

Gentlemen I will be in the country for the rest of the summer, unless of course, you will whisk me away into the sunset and take me somewhere were I can top up my tan I will definitely be very thankful for it…

Now….things to do, so I will love you and leave you!!!!

The One and Only.

Electra Blue

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